These bits of bedroom advice are from Desireé Dallagiacomo and Kaycee Filson’s poem, “Real Sex Tips,” performed at the summer 2014 National Poetry Slam.
This is AMAZING.
He’s spending his long weekend with family.
I told him about my mum needing her car back so he’s lent me his til he gets back on Tuesday morning. He’s so good to me
Firstly anon, Sammy is a girl. :)
No she’s never bitten me or anyone else in the family. She’s extremely placid. The only time she’s ever come close is near misses during feeding time.
If she did bite me I’d probably just obviously stop what I was doing and remove myself from her environment and make sure the bite was cleaned. She’s a python and therefore not venomous
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I swear everything I find that I like is a 25 inch or smaller waist.
I think I may be over ambitious in thinking my waist could one day be that small but hell, I’ve never been smaller than I am now so who knows right?!
Best snack ever #food
Because sometimes I can’t deal with messages, or general chit chat and I don’t know what to say so I just hide. And then I feel bad for it.
Evelyn: Patience is a virtue.
Rick: Not right now it isn’t.